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DISCLAIMER: Although I am a car guy this is not solely a car blog. I will talk cars, but this is also a blog about how I view the world. Just ask my mom and she will tell you my first word was "car". I do have a slight fascination with them. Luckily I have a supportive family and a very understanding wife...

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Pimp My...

Walker?!? Hey why can't I have my own TV show about custom walkers? You can't tell me it would be the lamest one on right now. Have you checked your local listings? Imagine this:

(read this in your best TV announcer voice, if that makes sense) And now from the creative mind of Ryan, the producers of CMT's Mobile Home Disaster and Trick My Truck, and filmed by the same guy that shot the Paris Hilton Carl's Jr commercial.

(insert theme music and opening video here)

(announcer) One week, one unsuspecting senior citizen, and one not so stylish walker. Our team of custom builders will have just seven days and nights to turn one individual's walker from mild to wild. He will be the all the talk at bingo, the envy of 4:00 PM dinner, and chased by all super fly nursing home hunnys.

(now read in your best Ryan voice) The idea for this walker grew from a bad lunch I got from a taco cart, a sofa I once saw in one of those pay by the hour motels, and a very touching episode of Oprah...

(insert footage of a clock or calender, welding, and grinding. Maybe some door slamming and censored swearing too - hey it works for that motorcycle show - here)

(use your Ryan voice over here again) Candy apple red replaced the factory silver paint, custom rear "mag" wheels were traded out from the dirty old tennisballs you were rollin' out back, one off upholstery was stitched up by my buddy Shauna, and no need for a plasma screen in this ride we just packed it full of Fix-O-Dent, Geritol, M&Ms, and even an extra strength enima.

Can't you just see this going head to head with Extreme Makeover Home Edition?

3 comments:

Laurie said...

Ooh! Well, you know I love a good tear jerker!

Shannon said...

I smell a new business venture!!!

L* & J* said...

Can I go ahead and put in my order for one of those bad boys?

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