I want to shoot you...

Ok, so it has been 17 years since I have taken a "portrait" of someone. To give you an idea the subject was wearing an ENUF or B.U.M. Equipment sweatshirt, pegged Guess jeans, and wearing a spiral perm. The backdrop was a backlit set of plastic venetian blinds!

My wife has kind of got my interest peaked in it again though. I don't want to make a career out of it, but I like to expand on my interests / hobbies / talents.

So if anyone wants to have a fun picture taken let me know. Just promise you won't compare me to my wife.

So let's see if you pick me we can try artsy if you want, but not like Playboy "artsy".

Ladies I don't have motorcycle for you to straddle or a car you can lay across the hood either.

And guys I have no interest in shooting another "George Costanza".

Engagement pictures are probably not the best. I'm not a fan of the PDA...

I don't know if you should trust me to do a wedding yet either. I shot pictures at my aunt's, but it was just of the kids making faces. I get distracted easy.

New newborns have that slime stuff all over them and I am afraid of breaking older newborns.

I don't know if I should take pictures of young childern - I mean what if the Feds sieze them and get the wrong idea.

Oh yeah, and I am really not into the senior portrait kind of thing, but mainly because I don't have a huge '09 to use for a prop...

Hmmm, so what's left? Maybe this isn't the best idea.