the 411

No, you are not seeing double. I've been here before.

As of today I previously had another blog. Yes, that's right TWO blogs. What can I say I am an over - acheiver! Possibly some of you who stumble upon this may remember the "supplies are limited" blogspot. For the rest of you that means absolutely nothing - I know. Trust me it was a grand read with wit, humor, deep meaning, substance, and thought provoking entries. I have deleted that blog and decided to spend my time on this one. I created it months ago and it never went anywhere...

So here is a little about me carried over from the previous blog...

I am a closet pyromaniac with a phobia of wood. My favorite color IS clear. I was a latch-key kid. Sometimes my dishwasher talks to me (listen to yours). I am a rock star (in my shower). I'm not the best cook (should eggs be furry on the inside). My dad never played catch with me. I will not admit to ever being in jail, but I have been on television 3 whole times! I miss the beach (crazy, I know...). I wonder why reality TV is taking over the planet. I have my own slang. I love the Redwings. Sometimes I whistle in public restrooms. When I grow up I wanna be Mayor of Payson. I think some of the best conversations I have had were with mimes. I have learned a few simple truths in life. First, anything is beautiful... when viewed from a plane at night. Second, even if you built it they may not come, but you may get a hernia! No one ever comes over, but I always have diet soda on hand for the ladies and Xbox for the guys. And whenever I start feeling blue I just start breathing again.

Well, gotta go... MTV wants to see the crib!